September 20, 2026 Fashion or Trashion “Just because you wore wide-leg jeans in the’70s doesn’t mean it still works in your 60s.”
September 8, 2026 Orange is the new Schlock “Pumpkin Spice toilet paper and toilet bowl cleaner; you don’t have to thank us.”
September 1, 2026 Fashion Tips “Oh, we’re wearing white after Labor Day, and there’s not a darn thing you can do about it.”
August 15, 2026 Until Next Time “It’s officially the end of summer when Brenda gets pool noodles for 70% off.”
August 8, 2026 When your Adult Kid Calls “Believe it or not, Melissa, Dad and I are unable to drop everything to accommodate you. Wait for it; we have plans.”
July 20, 2026 Meanwhile in Monroe “I know we’re in the backyard, but I told the Murphys we went to Costa Rica.”
July 16, 2026 Heavy Appetizers “We melted every cheese we had in the fridge and added a little pepperoni. Take one before I drop the tray.”
