Iced Cawfee Tawk

“It’s amazing how much racket one straw and a large cup of iced cubes can make.”

Keepin’ It Real

“Coffee, phone, flip-flops… I told you I’m an uncomplicated person.”

It’s Grow Time

“A hundred and thirty-five bucks later, y’all better grow!”

Out of this World

“Who needs to go into space? Here, we’ve got 25 pickleball courts!”

Help Me, Help You

“Look, I’m just doing my part to help lower your cholesterol.”

Bric-a-Brac

“Ask me about my junk drawer.”

Cheaper by the Dozen

“This year I’m only doing plastic eggs, and those marshmallow things that look like you.”

Prize in every Box

“Promoting flakes and flax as an ill-informed know-it-all, Sheila aspires to be a full-time cold cereal influencer.”

News U Can Use

“I’m on a news diet. Cottage cheese and no baloney.”

Dust Must

“I swiffed all the wine glasses. Spring cleaning is officially over.”