November 12, 2024 Optics “They’re oversized frames to help me see better. Right now, I see you’re not listening to a word I’m saying.”
November 8, 2024 5 O’Clock “Listen, Gary. It’s a happy hour. It’s not a whining, complaining, annoying hour.”
November 4, 2024 Tuesday Night “Not watching the returns. I’ll be binging that romance TV channel – magically transporting me to a small town filled with love and schlocky songs.”
October 30, 2024 Tired & True “I’m exhausted by all the ads, texts, and lawn signs, and don’t get me started on garage and yard sales.”
October 21, 2024 Fall Fun “Three hours in a crowded orchard with screaming kids and their crazy parents; a fall family tradition.“
September 18, 2024 Hard to Fold “I’ll tell you why. Fitted sheets have stretchy, rounded edges… just like me.”