Category: Media

Free Press, Lotsa Stress

"Wonder how Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen would cover him?"
“Over at the Daily Planet, Lois Lane, Clark Kent & Jimmy Olsen are also a tad wary.” 


Crappy Hour

Can we just talk about work- Current events are wearing us out.”
“Can we just talk about work-Current events are wearing us out.”


Bee Afraid

"It's official, bumbleebees are now on the official endangered species list... Just like mainstream journalism."
“Bumblebees are now on the official endangered species list… Just like journalism.”


Hey, Hey We’re the Boomers

"The Monkees debuted fifty year's ago today on NBC? Seriously?"
“The Monkees” debuted on TV fifty year’s ago. That was a quick half century.”


Tune Out

"Our zumba moves and music is better than that so-called music award show."
“When our class has better music & choreography than that award show; time for them to stop serving mediocre and get back to quality.”


Renovation Nation

"I never thought I needed a farmhouse sink and barn doors in my condo... But I do."
“A farmhouse sink, barn doors, subway tile and shiplap is exactly what I need in my life.”


Turn On,Tune In, Hang Out

"Between last week's RNC and this week's DNC...  At least there's no boring, predictable summer reruns. "
“They’ve got drama, intrigue, suspense… These conventions are this summer’s must see TV.”


Super Boomers

"No drink specials for female superheroes?  Like, really?."
“As women over fifty, going through menopause is our super power.”


Speech 101

"The key to delivering a dynamite speech is practice, pace and having terrific fonts to read off the teleprompter.
“The key to delivering a dynamite speech is practice, pace and having the right size font to read whatever the hell they wrote for me off the teleprompter.”


Rest Up Folks

"Chills, nausea, extreme fatigue... I strongly recommend no convention watching until they're both over."
“Chills, nausea, fatigue? I strongly recommend no convention watching until they’re both over.”