Recall Diet

“My Honey Smacks cereal was recalled.  Then McDonald’s recalled my salad. So dinner is totally stressing me out.” 

Menu Moment

“New American cuisine; smaller portions with fancy-schmancy garnishes costing $15 more than the diner.”

Dog Days

“Forget the fireworks. They threw out left-over hot-dogs. That really freaked me out.” 

Hotter Than The 4th

“The conservatives want burgers. The liberals want veggie burgers.  The independents want to know the cost of this BBQ, and if you’re testing for doneness.”