Age is Just a Number

Apr 27

"I'm too old for Funfetti and too young for velcro strap walking shoes."

“I’m too old for Funfetti and too young for velcro strap walking shoes.”



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Everything is Everything

Apr 25

"Is it just me, or is everything getting annoying?"

“Is it just me, or is everything getting annoying?”



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Pulitzer Prized

Apr 24

"You got Lilly Pulitzer at Target and didn't triple it on ebay -- Yay for you."

“Target’s Lilly Pulitzer now on eBay for more than real Lilly Pulitzer – Turning florals into greedy green.”



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Status Update

Apr 23

"I am tired of liking all your FB posts  - and you never like mine.."

” I’m tired of  ‘Liking’ all your Facebook posts when you never  ‘Like’ mine.”

 



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Earthy

Apr 22

"Earth Day?  Let's buzz 'em."

“Earth Day?  They’ll always be planet #9,577,165 to me.”

 



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Happy 420

Apr 20

"To celebrate 420, Gary gets in touch with his weeds."

“To celebrate 420, Gary mows his weeds.”



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The NYS Thruway’s Closed, Man

Apr 19

"Woodstock was organic - Coachella's for poseurs."

“Woodstock happened organically – Coachella’s for poseurs.”



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