#SaidNoOneEver

Aug 01

"Want to see my microfiber pillow collection?"

“Wanna see my microfiber pillow collection?”



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#BetterWaysToSpend55K

Jul 31

"I don't know about your family  - But your stocks are down 55K"

“I don’t know about your relationships… But your stocks are down 55K”



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#FlashBackFriday

Jul 31

"In 1981, Larry won his goldfish at the carnival; 33 years later, the fish looks better than Larry."

“In 1981 Larry won his goldfish at the carnival; 34 years later, they’re still together.”



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Over Fifty Frustration

Jul 31

"Love the movement to keep boomers working.... It's called not firing us."

“Gotta love the movement to keep boomers working…. It’s called not firing us.”



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#MarriedPeopleIssues

Jul 30

"The top ten places to retire last year is now the ten worst places to retire this year."

“The top ten places to retire last week are now the ten worst places to retire this week.”



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Dog Food Trucks Rule

Jul 30

"Artisanal cheese filled & organic peanut butter were featured on the Dog Food Network."

” Our artisanal cheese filled & peanut butter were featured on the Dog Food Network.”



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#ChangeTheWorldInFiveWords

Jul 29

"Earth is so last year."

“Earth is so last year.”



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