Decorative Derby

“When new accent pillows change your world view.” 


Today’s Special

“Our menu got hacked. Soup of the day is Senate Bean, not borscht.”


Valentine’s 4 Boomers

“Large Print Conversation Hearts.”


Shop Talk

"We're proud Nordstrom shoppers. Our focus is on the issues that really matter, as well as the great sales."
“We’re proud Nordstrom shoppers. Our focus is on the issues that really matter, as well as the great sales.”


Workout Watchout

“When watching the Pilates DVD is not as effective as actually doing the Pilates DVD.”


Age Before Beauty

“Christie Brinkley posed for SI Swimsuit edition at age 63. Our problem is we’re too short.”


Flexible Flyers

"This is an ultra economy binless ticket - Everything has to fit under the seat, including us."
“It’s the new basic economy binless travel-Everything’s stored under the seat in front of us, including us.”


Groundhog Headquarters

"Wrong! Early Spring."
“Winter, you’re fired! In six weeks I’m hiring spring.” 


Behind The Magic 8-Ball

"Reply Hazy - Try again in a few years."
“Reply Hazy – Try again in a few years.”


Got Your Dander Up

"Your a dog person, I'm a cat person - We're gonna have to find a way to make this work."
“You’re a dog person, I’m a cat person – We’re gonna have to find a path to make this work.”