Fitness Tracked

Aug 30

"The app says we have do go another mile just to burn off the hazelnut creamer."

“The app says another mile to burn off  hazelnut creamer. But, the bagel has already merged with my midriff.”



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Tune Out

Aug 29

"Our zumba moves and music is better than that so-called music award show."

“When our class has better music & choreography than that award show; time for them to stop serving mediocre and get back to quality.”



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Hey, It’s The VMA’s

Aug 29

 

"Unlike self absorbed poseurs, I have about the same musical ability."

“Dogs always keep it real… That’s why we’ll never be at the VMA Awards.”



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Click Bait

Aug 27

"I Like all your posts and you never Like mine."

“I  always ‘Like’ your posts and you never ‘Like’ mine.”



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Overheard @ The Diner

Aug 26

"It's women's equality day, so you're both entitled to coleslaw."

“The Women’s Equality Day Special; your salad is now the same price as his burger.”



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National Dog Day

Aug 26

"Did we have fun in doggy-day care today?"

“Did we have fun in doggy day care?”



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#WhenYouAdoptAPet

Aug 26

"Same dry dog food, different day. At least we have a loving home."

“Same dry dog food, different day… At least we’re in a loving forever home.”



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