Zoom & Groom

Jul 27

"That moment your realize your dog is better groomed than you."

“That moment you realize the dog groomer does a better job than your salon.”



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Mood Swingin’

Jul 26

""Night sweats, anxiety, hot flashes... Menopause may increase aging faster than this election process."

“Night sweats, anxiety, hot flashes… Menopause may increase aging faster than this election process.”



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Turn On,Tune In, Hang Out

Jul 25

"Between last week's RNC and this week's DNC...  At least there's no boring, predictable summer reruns. "

“They’ve got drama, intrigue, suspense… These conventions are this summer’s must see TV.”



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Designated Voter

Jul 24

"They wisely put National Tequila Day  in-between both conventions."

“They wisely put National Tequila Day in-between both conventions.”



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Drive-Time

Jul 23

"Let's put it this way, we have a three hour ride and we're doing carpool karaoke."

“Carpool karaoke would  be awesome if you were James Corden….  But it’s gonna be five exits of  Spanish for Beginners.”



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Super Boomers

Jul 22

"No drink specials for female superheroes?  Like, really?."

“As women over fifty, going through menopause is our super power.”



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5K All Day

Jul 22

"I haven't stopped running this entire week... Glad it's the weekend."

“I don’t need a gym membership… because I’m constantly running around for other people.”



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