Wage & Age In-Equality

Feb 23

"We're Superheros doing the same superhero work - deserving the same superhero salary."

“Spider Man’s working on another sequel… While aging superheroes  with superpowers are ignored.”



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Don’t Ask Who I’m Wearing

Feb 22

“Sweatpants + Flip Flops + Old Underwear = Oscar Finery."

“If it’s not about the dress or tux, then why not T.J.Maxx for all their Oscar needs?” 



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Dietary Drama

Feb 21

"After learning that eggs & coffee are good, popular bacon experiences a moment of self-loathing."

“After learning that eggs & coffee are good, popular bacon feels resentful.”



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The Very Cold Snowman

Feb 20

 

"Listen kid, forget the buttons ... Let me sleep in your garage."

“Forget the buttons, tell your parents I need a shot of whiskey.”



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Toast of the Town

Feb 19

"It's not just toast, it's artisanal toast."

“It’s not just toast, it’s artisanal toast.”



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Smarketing

Feb 18

"People are still angry at Wall Street, but they love coconut oil. Thoughts?"

“People still hate Wall Street, but they love coconut oil. Thoughts?”



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WTF – What The Flash

Feb 17

"14 years of hot flashes? Where's the pause part?"

“14 years of hot flashes? There’s no pause in menopause.”



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