The Power of Side-Eye

Jul 01

"I'm guessing from your side eye - that's a no."

“I’m guessing from your side eye – that’s a no.”



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Buzzy The Vampire Slayer

Jun 30

"West Nile Virus found in New York City mosquito's... And you had to move to the country?"

“Sorry Dude, but you tested positive for West Nile.”



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#VaccinesWork #SB77

Jun 30

"Rabies vaccine is mandatory in every state... Vaccines for people? Not so much."

“Rabies vaccine is mandatory in every state… Vaccines for people? Not so much.”



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#MeatlessMonday

Jun 29

"The FDA says eat more fish... So, you're next."

“The FDA says eat more fish… So, you’re next.”



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Social Mania

Jun 29

"As social media manager - your job is more than wishing everyone happy birthday on Facebook."

“Wishing everyone Happy Birthday on Facebook during work hours…Isn’t why we hired you.”



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World’s View

Jun 29

"Hey Scotus, pollution is always our sign of planet life."

“Hey SCOTUS –  We  got your industrial pollution with long term impact on global climate & biodiversity right here.”

 



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Hot In Vegas

Jun 29

"Hydration therapy dog...

“Hydration therapy dogs are trained to alert on triple digit days.”



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