Cat Diss’

Sep 13

"You're really not the man's best friend - because I'm allowed on the furniture and you're not."

“Man’s best friend? Dude, I’m allowed on the furniture and you’re not.”



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A Wrinkle In Time

Sep 12

"Some days we get on our own nerves."

The day that Mona skipped her moisturizer and lived to regret it.”



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Un-Retire

Sep 11

"That pina colada was good... Now what?"

“That pina colada was good… Now what?”



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SssmartWatch

Sep 10

"I want the new Apple watch...  But how do we wearable?"

“I love the new Apple watch… But how do we wearable it?”



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Chat & Chew

Sep 09

"Cheeseburger deluxe, fries and a chocolate shake...  Wish I could wear a robe to work too."

Cheeseburger deluxe, fries and a chocolate shake… Wish I could wear a robe to work.”



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Off The Menu

Sep 06

"Actually - I'm a celebrity chef impersonator."

“Actually – I’m a celebrity chef impersonator.”



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Manopause

Sep 04

"I was sad, anxious, had low T.... Football season snapped me back."

“I was sad, anxious with low T…. Football season just snapped me back.”

 



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