Thanksgiving 5K

Nov 23

"Now this is a real Turkey 5-K."

“Forget the trot, run like hell!”



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Holiday Flavored Coffee

Nov 21

"a)Turkey Dark Roast , b)d)Dark and Brooding Roast  d)Cops and Donut Shop K-Cup

“a)Dark Roast Turkey b)Mashed Mocha c) Decaf Gravy d)Green Bean Casserole e)Cornbread K Cup 



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Overheard in the Arctic

Nov 19

"Buffalo? You know I can't take lake effect now."

“Buffalo? You know I can’t take lake effect snow.”



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Existence 101

Nov 18

"Up until Paris Hilton winning best DJ - I was basically content with my life choices."

” Since Paris Hilton won Female DJ of the Year – I’m questioning my own purpose driven life.”

 

 



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Data Duh

Nov 17

"We've been hacked...  But the good news is they got our spam folders."

We’ve been hacked… But they just got our spam folders.”



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Get Your Sale On

Nov 16

"Sturdy pair of shoes, check. Backpack and water, check. Mona trains for Black Friday."

“Sturdy pair of shoes, check. Backpack and water, check. Mona trains for Black Friday.”



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Dog Food Trucks

Nov 13

"There's a fifty-cent truck chasing surcharge."

The state imposed a truck chasing surcharge.”



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