Budget Cuts and Bruises

Mar 04

"Because of the sequester - the best we can offer is pink slip monitor."

“The furlough means casual Friday will now meet no-pay Thursday.”



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While You Were Out

Feb 20

"Out of printer cartridges, your wife called and we've also been hacked."

“Out of printer cartridges, your wife called and we’ve also been hacked.”



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Social Mafia

Jan 17

"They banned my Facebook, Twitter and Gmail... I just feel like they're always watching me."

“They banned my Facebook, Twitter and Gmail… But, I do get ten minutes in the yard each day.



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Wild Work Kingdom

Jan 14

"You're a fifty year old professional... Welcome to the endangered species list."

“You’re an over fifty  professional… Welcome to the endangered species list.”

 



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Commander and Chef

Jan 07

“To make it on Top Chef Buffalo – We need to think outside the wings.”

 

 

 



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The Big Shipper

Dec 20

“If any of you blog or tweet about my online orders – Let me remind you of the non-disclosure doc you all signed.”



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That’s Rich, B*tch

Dec 13

“As job creators, let’s just hire someone else to go over that Fiscal Cliff.”

 



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Happy Stock Options

Dec 12

“Me? I’m the CEO of this company. This is my annual employee face-to-face.”

 

 



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Smell A Bargain

Dec 05

“Well, he’s more of a retail therapy dog.”



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Back to Work

Nov 29

“I’m guessing you didn’t win Powerball either.”



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