Category: Women

Supporting the Team

"Gotta support the team."
“Proud of our daughters! Go Grandmas! Yay for wives, sisters, friends, neighbors…” 


Women’s March Matters

"No Sir, we're actually cat calling you to realize it's 2017, not 1917."
“No Sir, we’re cat calling you out…  It’s 2017, not 1917.” 


Spot On

"It hasn't even been a week yet and I've got age spots from this election."
“I just noticed an age spot, and I’m totally blaming this election year.”


Running For Voter

"It's been some marathon! Can't wait for Tuesday to be over."
“It’s been some marathon – Tuesday is the final sprint.”


Words With Women

"I've voted Republican and I've voted Democratic...  But I can't vote for
“They could make a calendar; 365 Daily Disgusting Diatribes. Not the first, won’t be the last.”


No Worries

"The mood swings, bloating, buring tongue... Not menopause, this election year."
“I spent the morning making a list of all my upcoming stressful events which you’re both invited to.”


Skills,Shmills

"Your year's of experience just age you."
“Honestly, your years of experience just age you.”


Overheard @ The Diner

"It's women's equality day, so you're both entitled to coleslaw."
“The Women’s Equality Day Special; your salad is now the same price as his burger.”


Training Table

"Well, it's been a lively two weeks. Let's vote this right."
“Hurdles, relays, balance beam… Not the Olympics, just life in the crazy lane.”


National Underwear Day

"Support, comfort.flexibility aren't life goals, I'm bra shopping."
“Support, comfort &  flexibility is what I look for when bra shopping and in life.”