January 28, 2022 Storm Ready “The only difference between shoveable and plowable snow is our snacks haul.”
August 6, 2020 Electric Slide “Investigating the utility companies after the storm? Hey, start working harder on the before part.”
January 22, 2020 Miami Ice “We fell because of the cold snap. Now the kids want to put us in an assisted pet store.”
September 3, 2019 Hurricane Warning “Dangerous winds, life threatening storm surge, flood hazards. Nothing like beer filled gawkers and snacks on surfboards.”
July 20, 2019 Hot Stuff “Stay indoors with air-conditioning,and hydrate, hydrate, hydrate! Sounds like the wine bar is safer than the beach.
May 29, 2019 Greenhouse Gassed “Removed all climate science facts. Rolled back environmental rules. Extra carbon dioxide for all. Happy Severe Weather Day to you too!”