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Valentine’s 4 Boomers

“Large Print Conversation Hearts.”


Shop Talk

"We're proud Nordstrom shoppers. Our focus is on the issues that really matter, as well as the great sales."
“We’re proud Nordstrom shoppers. Our focus is on the issues that really matter, as well as the great sales.”


Behind The Magic 8-Ball

"Reply Hazy - Try again in a few years."
“Reply Hazy – Try again in a few years.”


Out With The Old

"Sheila's new year's resolutions is to throw everything away on New Year's Day and start accumulating."
“Sheila’s 2017 resolutions are to toss, organize or donate all the crap she accumulated in 2016.”


Holiday Spirits

"It's Happy Hour - Not I'm  so done with you hour."
” As the person solely responsible for planning and organizing this years’ office holiday party – Sorry not sorry about no organic soy egg-nog.”


Smart Speaker

"It's a smart speaker. Now you can order pizza and get to the dog park yourself."
“It’s a smart speaker. Now you can order pizza and get to the dog park all by yourself.”


Political Nightmare

"Can't sleep? Why don't you count the women who have come forward so far."
“Can’t sleep? Why don’t you count the women who have come forward so far.”


National Coming Out Day

"We're your parents, we offer unconditional love and acceptance... The only thing that bothers us - It's time you paid for your own stuff."
“As your parents, you will always have our unconditional love. As for support, it’s time you paid your own bills.”


National Coffee Day

 

"a)Cup-O-Cawfee b)Gotta Go Cup c) Mug of Hope Caffeinated Christmas d) Merry Mocachino e)Keep the K in K-Cup "
“a)Cup-O-Cawfee b)To-Go-Go Cup  c)Mug of More Creamers& Sugar than Coffee d)Xtra Large Caffeinated Mood Changer e)K-Cup Landfiller “