April 7, 2024 Totally Eclipsed “If you don’t have proper eye protection for the path of totality, you might as well go change the snow tires.”
April 5, 2024 End of Days “Earthquake in the northeast and the upcoming eclipse? Let’s skip lunch and grab ice cream and cocktails.”
March 27, 2024 Hippity-Hoppity “Listen, Chickie, I got jelly beans, chocolate, and marshmallows… I don’t carry those kind of gummies.”
March 8, 2024 Truth-B-Told “Cheers to International Women’s Day…. because tomorrow it’s back to the same old baloney.”
March 5, 2024 Crazy Eight “Reply hazy, try again. Cannot predict now. Thanks for the continued indecision, Magic 8 Ball.”
February 20, 2024 Ship It “This is a monthly subscription box; if you want anything in it – that’s extra.”