“Today’s horoscope says you’re not interested in money or materialism. My horoscope says the more you buy, the more you save. We’re aligned with the universe.”
“Bunny Silverman takes to TikTok to launch her Over60 Basket business; You get a scratch ticket, magnifying glass, bottle of Rosé, and two petite prunes.”
“This better be an emergency, because I’ve got mahjong.”