UFO- Unidentified Flying Objections

Mar 10

"Man, every time I go to the car wash... Asteroid Storm!"

“Happens every time we go to the car wash – Asteroids!”



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Empty Nest Moment

Mar 09

"I'm a cat person. My husband is a dog person. My kids are just into themselves."

“My husband’s a dog person and I’m a cat person… Which keeps our grown, allergic kids from moving back home.”



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Where Do You See Yourself in 30 Years?

Mar 08

"As your guidance counselor It's my job to advise you on your higher educational pursuits... Forget college, buy a food truck in a trendy city."

“As your guidance counselor, don’t be sorry like me.  Go buy a food truck in a trendy city.”



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Cosmopolitans and Complaining

Mar 07

"It's nice to sit over drinks and chat about all our toxic relationships."

“Let me catch you up on all my toxic relationships.”



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Washington Woes

Mar 01

"There may be pain. However, I suggest you be like Congress and just go home."

“There may be some pain. I recommend you go home – Just like Congress.”



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Love It or Tank It

Feb 27

"Amazing how just a splash of colorful aquarium gravel - Freshens up the whole tank.

“Amazing how a splash of colorful aquarium gravel – Freshens up the space.”



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Washington DC Comics

Feb 26

"You're saying sequester like it's a hot mess or something.... Hello? Hello?"

“Try using sequester and hot mess in a sentence.”



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Oscar Sharks

Feb 25

"Who was she wearing?"

“Who was she wearing?”



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All News Is Local

Feb 23

"OMG my kKids are grown too, going through menopause and identical crossbody bags -- You gotta post it on facebook!"

“OMG! We’ve got identical crossbody bags…Quick, post it on Facebook!”



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SeaFraud

Feb 22

"A cod, grouper and snapper go into a bar ... No joke, now we're wild salmon."

“A Cod, a Grouper and a Red Snapper go into a bar … Come out as Wild Salmon. “



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