Category: Travel

Flexible Flyers

"This is an ultra economy binless ticket - Everything has to fit under the seat, including us."
“It’s the new basic economy binless travel-Everything’s stored under the seat in front of us, including us.”


Deals & Steals

"I bought the coupon for this online. But, the whales are watching me and and there's no boat."
“I bought the coupon for this online… But, the whales are watching me and there’s no boat.”


Wait Times May Vary

"One look at the TSA line - makes Shelia wish you brought a beach chair."
“One look at the TSA line – makes  Shelia wish she brought her beach chair.”


Z is For Zika

"Eau de Zica cologne - this is serious!"
“Consider it Zika cologne… This is serious.”


#TravelTuesday

"We've reached the stage when eating  ice-cream on the beach has replaced drinking sex on the beach."
“We’ve reached the age where ice-cream on the beach has replaced sex on the beach.”


#ChangeTheWorldInFiveWords

"Earth is so last year."
“Earth is so last year.”


Thinking Outside the Brain

"In a cost cutting move - let's just have everyone crowdsource their salaries."
“In lieu of budget cuts, everyone will now crowdsource their salary.”


Vaccination Land

"The Mickey Mouse shaped rash on your torso may indeed be measles."
“The Mickey Mouse shaped rash on your torso is measles – not a reaction to eating cheese.”


Fasten Yourself

"I'm going to read now - So, do whatever you do until we land."
“I’m going to check out SkyMall… What are you going to do?”


Drive Time

"Did you know Uber doesn't nag?"
“At least Uber doesn’t nag me.”