Category: Science

Bee Afraid

"It's official, bumbleebees are now on the official endangered species list... Just like mainstream journalism."
“Bumblebees are now on the official endangered species list… Just like journalism.”


Dog Compass

"Dogs prefer to poop while aligned with the north-south axis of the Earth's magnetic field...As for owners picking it up, science hasn't solved that one."
“The reason why we circle; Pups poop along Earth’s north-south magnetic lines. As far as owners picking up pet waste, science still has no answers.”


Mercury Transit Monday

"Mercury Transit memo - we're all gonna watch in the break room."
“Mercury Transit memo – we’re all gonna watch in the break room.”


SuperMooned

"We passed 36 Super Moons on the way here...  LIke BFD."
“We passed 56 Super Moons just on the way here… Whatever.”


Eat This, Say That

"If they're still talking about the Paleo diet 4 million year's from now -- Evolution is the real deal."
“If they’re still talking about our Paleo diet 2 million years from now — Evolution is real.”