Category: Relationships

Box-O-Supper

"The recipe card in this pre-portioned dinner box tells us what to do, not you."
“We’re going to devote all our attention to this pre-portioned dinner box recipe card. Cooking and complaining with wine, what could go wrong?”


Afternoon Delight

"Yes, constant complaining is part of the normal aging process."
“Let’s clear out our expired vitamins,catch a matinee, and then try early bird tapas.”


Click Bait

"I Like all your posts and you never Like mine."
“I  always ‘Like’ your posts and you never ‘Like’ mine.”


Let’s Go Out

New report says baby boomers waste money eating out... We take home the most leftovers."
“Where do you want to eat? That’s not a rhetorical question… You decide for a change.”


Garden of No Desire

"Only this and nine more flats of marigolds to go..."
“Only this and nine more flats of petunias.”


Love Your Closet

"Happy Anniversary of me picking your clothes out for 27 years."
“Happy Anniversary! Here’s to another year of me picking out all your clothes.”


Say That, Eat This

"I'm fine with constant complaining - It's the constant snacking that's the problem."
“I’m a constant complainer? Well, you’re a constant snacker!”


Millennials vs. Boomers

"Mom, the fact that you're on Tinder is freaking me out."
“Mom, I’m on Tinder and that’s why you and grandma can’t be.”


Boomer Nation

"When social media gets you virtually annoyed."
“When social media gets your virtual reality annoyed.”


#MarriedPeopleIssues

"The top ten places to retire last year is now the ten worst places to retire this year."
“The top ten places to retire last week are now the ten worst places to retire this week.”