Category: Politics

Today’s Special

“Our menu got hacked. Soup of the day is Senate Bean, not borscht.”

Got Your Dander Up

"Your a dog person, I'm a cat person - We're gonna have to find a way to make this work."
“You’re a dog person, I’m a cat person – We’re gonna have to find a path to make this work.” 


"Your pressure is up. I'm recommended cooking shows and cartoons for the next month."
“Your pressure is way up. Until our next appointment – Only watch Animal Planet, HGTV and the FoodNetwork.”

Hiring Freeze Pops

"Job Freezer Pops new flavors a)Longer Lines Lime b)Food Safety Strawberry c)Infrastructure Ripple  d)OMG Orange."
” Hiring Freeze Pop Flavors a)Iced Infrastructure b)Longer Lines Lime c)Not Inspected RazzleBerry.”

Supporting the Team

"Gotta support the team."
“Proud of our daughters! Go Grandmas! Yay for wives, sisters, friends, neighbors…” 

Women’s March Matters

"No Sir, we're actually cat calling you to realize it's 2017, not 1917."
“No Sir, we’re cat calling you out…  It’s 2017, not 1917.” 

Free Press, Lotsa Stress

"Wonder how Lois Lane and Jimmy Olsen would cover him?"
“Over at the Daily Planet, Lois Lane, Clark Kent & Jimmy Olsen are also a tad wary.” 

Crappy Hour

Can we just talk about work- Current events are wearing us out.”
“Can we just talk about work-Current events are wearing us out.”

Spot On

"It hasn't even been a week yet and I've got age spots from this election."
“I just noticed an age spot, and I’m totally blaming this election year.”