Budget Cuts and Bruises

Mar 04

"Because of the sequester - the best we can offer is pink slip monitor."

“The furlough means casual Friday will now meet no-pay Thursday.”



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Washington Woes

Mar 01

"There may be pain. However, I suggest you be like Congress and just go home."

“There may be some pain. I recommend you go home – Just like Congress.”



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Current Events

Feb 28

"All this doom and gloom is really taking the pep out of my step."

“All this doom and gloom is really taking the pep out of my step.”



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Washington DC Comics

Feb 26

"You're saying sequester like it's a hot mess or something.... Hello? Hello?"

“Try using sequester and hot mess in a sentence.”



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Dog Tired of It

Jan 24

"I see nothing wrong with lip syncing my bark... Afterall, it's my bark."

“I see nothing wrong with lip syncing my bark… Afterall, it’s my bark.”



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Platinum Hit?

Jan 10

"I'm one in a trillion Piggy."

“You’re looking at a trillion dollar view.”



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Bait and Switch

Jan 08

" I can smell it from here... Congress is back in session."

” I can smell it from here… Congress is back in session.”



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Whassup Washington?

Jan 03

“Well, I’m back to work but my mind won’t be in until Monday.”



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That’s Rich, B*tch

Dec 13

“As job creators, let’s just hire someone else to go over that Fiscal Cliff.”

 



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That’s Hot

Nov 30

“What’s more alarming? Our polar ice caps melting away….
Or you and I shooting a bikini calendar to raise awareness?”



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