December 27, 2023 Rockin’ New Years “We’ll never make it to midnight. Let’s make popcorn and see if we can last until ten-thirty.”
November 4, 2022 Bar Politics “Red team, blue team, we all scream for ice-cream. How’s that for a unifying message?”
July 27, 2022 Mega Plans “We’ve given the kids enough! If we win the billion, we’re going on a cruise and buying a politician.”
March 25, 2022 Zone Offense “When you said you wanted to watch March Madness, I didn’t think you meant the nightly news.”
February 10, 2021 Hearts & Minds “Valentine’s Day FYI: My top turn-off is your Fox News. My top turn-ons are chocolate & facts.”
January 4, 2021 Political Pals “We have 37 factually wrong mutual friends. Do we unfollow, mute, or continue overusing the laughing emoji?”