Category: Money

Holiday Retail Therapy

"Somewhere on planet earth, there are bigger sales of the year that we're missing."
” The 365 Days of Biggest Sales 2017 Calendar – was surprisingly not on sale.”


College Debt Doubt

"Honestly, you're better off becoming a plumber, electrician or Las Vegas club DJ."
“Honestly, you’re better off becoming a plumber, electrician or Las Vegas club DJ.”


No Pain, All Gain

"I over-prescribe opioids  for your benefit... When you get my bill, its not as painful."
“I over-prescribe opioids for your benefit… When you get my bill, it’s not as painful.”


PowerBaller

"Don't tell me Washington isn't fiscally responsible - I just bought a bunch of PowerBall tickets."
“Don’t tell me Washington isn’t fiscally responsible – I just bought a bunch of PowerBall tickets.”


Pharm Aid

"Generic drug prices jumped 1000 percent..We're now offering free shoulders to cry on."
“Since this drug price rose 5,500 percent overnight – We’re offering free shoulders to cry on.”


Boss Ladies

"We're not going to tolerate sexism, ageism or any ism."
“This is our business and we’re not going to tolerate ageism, sexism or any ‘ism.”


National Geo Profit

"NatGeo is for profit now - We need someone to sign a release for us."
“Fox now owns 73% of NatGeo…  Corporate constrictors are in the hood.”


Boomer Nation

"Another day, another airport - Sheila wonders what gate leads to
“Another day, another airport – Sheila wonders what gate leads to affordable retirement?”


#FakeStockMarketFacts

"We're a 50 billion dollar industry, it's time we siezed control."
“Pets are a 60 billion dollar industry, it’s time we seized control.”


Life Is A Series of Forms

"You didn't initial a, b & f, you need a notary for c & g and to resubmit this will be $40."
“You didn’t initial a, b & d, you need a notary, you need sign-off  from those departments, you need to resubmit, no staples, then…”