Budget Cuts and Bruises

Mar 04

"Because of the sequester - the best we can offer is pink slip monitor."

“The furlough means casual Friday will now meet no-pay Thursday.”



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Current Events

Feb 28

"All this doom and gloom is really taking the pep out of my step."

“All this doom and gloom is really taking the pep out of my step.”



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HGTV – Home Geese TV

Jan 30

"Great views, on the golf course and with interest rates so low - Now is the time to buy!"

“Prime location, great views…  With interest rates so low  - I say we make an offer.”



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Platinum Hit?

Jan 10

"I'm one in a trillion Piggy."

“You’re looking at a trillion dollar view.”



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That’s Rich, B*tch

Dec 13

“As job creators, let’s just hire someone else to go over that Fiscal Cliff.”

 



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Happy Stock Options

Dec 12

“Me? I’m the CEO of this company. This is my annual employee face-to-face.”

 

 



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No Sale

Dec 10

“Not tonight, I’m shopping online.”



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Holiday Gaffe List

Dec 07

“a)Tower of Terrible Tasting Treats b)1997 Re-gifted Billy Bass
c)Boss’s Wife Baked Goods d)Giant Drugstore Popcorn Tin
e)Bad Photo Puzzle



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Yank This Candle Catalog

Dec 06

“a)Holiday Sage & Stress  b)Genderbread Cookie
c)Not Home for the Holidays  d)Bitchberry



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Smell A Bargain

Dec 05

“Well, he’s more of a retail therapy dog.”



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