Category: Holidays

Silent Night

"What a quiet Christmas - Our family spent the entire time checking their phones."
“What a quiet Christmas – Our family spent the entire time checking their phones.”


Stress Free Holiday Tip #3

"The holidays are too stressful. So, this year I'm just cooking & decorating for social media."
“This year I’m just cooking & decorating for social media.”


Thanks Again

"In recognition for his hard work and dedication - Dave will be allowed to leave work at 4:30 pm."
“In recognition for a job well done- Gary will be allowed to go home a little before five.”


Please Stop Sending!

"Gary & Doreen searched in vain to find anyone who wanted their Terrible Towers of Treats."
“Not one, but two Terrible Towers of Treats… Impossible to eat, even more impossible to re-gift.” 


Cookie Exchange Fails

"That time you made your cookies with real butter & royal icing - only to go home with slice & bake chocolate chip."
“That time you made your cookies with real butter & royal icing – only to go home with five dozen peanut butter thumbprints.”


Hacking Holidays

"The card if postmarked from Minsk, but signed Gary & Sheila -
“The postmarks are from Minsk,signed by a Boris & Ludmila-Guess our holiday card list has been breached.”


Holiday Stress

"Fix your gumdrops and for goodness sake, don't tell them we met at the cookie exchange."
“Straighten your gumdrops and don’t bring up last year’s cookie swap.”


Santa’s Surprise

"The HamiltonMixTape and cases of Sriracha... Who knew?"
“The Hamilton MixTape and a bottle of Sriracha for everyone. Totally over endless re-gifting and returns.”

 



Um, Thanks

"This year everyone on my list is getting a pom-pom hat."
“This year everyone on my list is getting a pom-pom hat.”


Good Gravy

"Today's the day, they're finally tired of their turkey & stuffing and they dump it in our bowl."
“Half went in the garbage, half in our bowls. Gotta love two days after Thanksgiving leftovers.”