“No Valentine’s card, flowers or candy?  A complete kitchen and bath remodel will be just fine…Sweetheart.”

“Eat better, sleep better, lose weight and get organized. Basically, the same New Year’s resolutions I’ve had since 1997.”

“We don’t have an official policy. We’re just  requesting you take it off by December 26th.”

“If any of you blog or tweet about my online orders – Let me remind you of the non-disclosure doc you all signed.”

“Reflecting on 2012 , Mona decides to stay in her pajamas until further notice.”

“Me? I’m the CEO of this company. This is my annual employee face-to-face.”

“Not tonight, I’m shopping online.”

“a)Tower of Terrible Tasting Treats b)1997 Re-gifted Billy Bass
c)Boss’s Wife Baked Goods d)Giant Drugstore Popcorn Tin
e)Bad Photo Puzzle

“a)Holiday Sage & Stress  b)Genderbread Cookie
c)Not Home for the Holidays  d)Bitchberry

“Well, he’s more of a retail therapy dog.”