Category: Health

LaLaLand

"Your pressure is up. I'm recommended cooking shows and cartoons for the next month."
“Your pressure is way up. Until our next appointment – Only watch Animal Planet, HGTV and the FoodNetwork.”


Drug Interactions

"Mr. Ackerman, this time please remember to take your medication before the debates."
“Mr. Ackerman, this time you must remember to take your medication before watching the debate.”


Doctor! Doctor!

"I am  board certified in writing notes for politicians."
“I’m board certified in writing notes for politicians.”


While You Were Sleeping

"It's not a food terrariumm - It's OverNight Oats."
“It’s not a food terrarium…It’s Overnight Oats.”


No Bees, No Food

"Millions of honeybees killed from aerial Zika spray. WTF doesn't even cover it."
“Millions of honeybees killed from Zika spraying…No pollinators, no produce section.”


All Jacked Up

"Big Pharm convinced parents their high energy kids need meds, they hiked generic drug prices and now EpiPen...
“ADHD prescriptions have doubled. Big Pharma also hiked generic drug prices and now EpiPen… Talk about adverse reactions.”


@ The Community Pool

"Shelia channels her inner Olympian."
“During water aerobics, Shelia channels her inner Olympian. 


Toothy

"Now flossing is a complete waste of time... What other time wasters are they going to spring on us?"
“The experts say flossing is a complete waste of time. Wonder how else we’re frittering away our lives.”


Beyond The Block

"We're just neighorhood mosquitoes... we would dream of using our wings to fly across the street.!"
“Why did the mosquito cross the road? Because they can fly.”


In Case of Hot Flashes

"Yep, it's the menopause mobile...  Pick a mood and a side effect."
“When the Mood Truck rolls into town.”