Category: Fitness & Health

Workout Watchout

“When watching the Pilates DVD is not as effective as actually doing the Pilates DVD.”


Age Before Beauty

“Christie Brinkley posed for SI Swimsuit edition at age 63. Our problem is we’re too short.”


Happy New You

"“The New Year’s diet and exercise ads are running –  Don’t they realize  we’ve still got a fridge full of cheesecake, chocolate and baked ziti.”
“Too soon for those New Year’s diet and fitness ads–Don’t they realize we’ve still got a fridge full of cheesecake, chocolate and baked ziti.”


National Dessert Day

"As soon as we're done with jazzy yoga, let's celebrate antional dessert day."
“Right after jazzy yoga, I always need ice-cream.”


Just Breathe

"When you tell us you're smart because you don't pay taxes... That makes me feel badly for being an honest, hard working taxpayer - who drives on roads that are falling apart."
“Positive thoughts, green tea, meditation… Nothing Braggadocios.”


Fitness Tracked

"The app says we have do go another mile just to burn off the hazelnut creamer."
“The app says another mile to burn off  hazelnut creamer. But, the bagel has already merged with my midriff.”


5K All Day

"I haven't stopped running this entire week... Glad it's the weekend."
“I don’t need a gym membership… because I’m constantly running around for other people.”


Global Running Day

"I usually complain about two miles a day."
“I usually complain about two miles a day.”


Faux Foodies

"I just ran a background check - You don't have a food allergy and you're not gluten free."
” We ran a background check… Turns out you’re both food allergy fakers.”


ComfyTown

 

"Athleisure Wear at 50+ - Will wear, don't care."
“Athleisure Wear… We’re more about the leisure, than the athletic.”