Category: Fashion

Um, Thanks

"This year everyone on my list is getting a pom-pom hat."
“This year everyone on my list is getting a pom-pom hat.”


50+ Victoria’s Secret Fashion Show

"Victoria's Secret Fashion Show? How about Sylvia's Secret stuffed cabbage recipe?"
” Our show will feature tummy control panties, support bras &  fuzzy sleep socks.”


Dress Coded

"The fact that we can wear cargo shorts to work is everything."
“No jeans,no khakis, just cargo shorts.”


Chipped

"My nail salon just hired a creative director... That's when I realized I'm not on the pulse of things."
“My nail salon just hired a creative director. Because there’s nothing in this world worse than dull nails.” 


Fashion Risk

"Labor Day weekend finds Mona chillaxing and getting the last wearing of her white capris."
“Relaxing in her white capris, Mona wonders what fate awaits if she wears them after Labor Day.”


Fashion Regrets

“I bought the entire outfit pictured on page 27 of your catalog and I'm totally not feeling effortlessly chic.”
“I bought the entire outfit pictured on page 27 of your catalog and I’m not feeling breezy or effortlessly chic.”


Bathing Boomers

"We minimized our bottoms, hid our hips and enhanced our bust... Did we leave anything out?"
“We minimized hips, maximized leg length, hid our waist, selected flattering patterns… Did we miss anything?”


The Orthopedic Stage of Life

"Heels are in my rear view... Comfy, clunky orthopedic bliss is my game."
“Heels are my yesterday… Clunky, comfy,cool is my today.”


ComfyTown

 

"Athleisure Wear at 50+ - Will wear, don't care."
“Athleisure Wear… We’re more about the leisure, than the athletic.”


Met Gala

"There's that car dealership you can see from space and oh look, It's the Met Gala!"
“There’s that car dealership you can see from space and… Oh look, there’s the Met Gala!”