Category: Environment

No Bees, No Food

"Millions of honeybees killed from aerial Zika spray. WTF doesn't even cover it."
“Millions of honeybees killed from Zika spraying…No pollinators, no produce section.”


B School

"Our company isn't about making money, or benefiting stockholders... It's about bullsh*t."
“Our company isn’t about making money, or benefiting stockholders… It’s about peddling bullsh*t.”


Off Course

"Technically I migrated from a golf course in Phoenix to a golf course in Vegas."
“Technically I migrated… From a golf course in Phoenix to a Par-3 in Vegas.”


UnCharted Waters

"The FDA says eat more fish... So, you're next."
“The FDA says eat more fish… And mercury.”


Climate Presto-Changeo

"No rain, no grain, big pain."
“No rain, no grain, big pain.”


Evolution & Creation

"The secret of evolution is landscape stone.  There will be master planned communities, all shaped by rock."
“Man will evolve with rocks…Landscape stone, pavers and edging. He will go on to create master planned communities.”


Anytown, USA

"I'd love to sell our house and move to a place with no tornadoes, snow, hurricanes, earthquakes, flooding or drought... What do you think?"
“Let’s move to a place with no threat of tornadoes, snow, hurricanes, earthquakes, flooding or drought…  No, really.”


Frog Mom’s Vent

"Year's ago our kids hung around the pond - these days who knows what stream, lake or river they'll end up in?"
“I’ve had thousands of tadpoles over the years — and not one Mother’s Day Card!”


And Then There’s This

"This year it's blocked chakras.  Last year I was dealing with shingles."
“It’s either a blocked chakra or you need more B12.”


Here’s The Dirt

"It's earth day so we'll be planting one tree, two flats of impatiens, tthree flats of marigolds, four  azaleas...."
“For Earth Day we’ll be planting one tree, two flats of impatiens, three  of marigolds, four azaleas, five rose bushes, six ….”