Category: Education

Poly-Sigh

"After two decades teaching Political Science 101... Welcome to History of Surfing."
“After a career teaching political science… Welcome to History of Chocolate.”


College Debt Doubt

"Honestly, you're better off becoming a plumber, electrician or Las Vegas club DJ."
“Honestly, you’re better off becoming a plumber, electrician or Las Vegas club DJ.”


Cow-eds

"Online, I'm just another college student."
“I’m just another online college student with dreams.”


Congratulations Graduate

"Your boredom has now been cured; We changed the locks."
“Your boredom has now been cured… We changed the locks.”


Higher Earning

"Forget the SATs... Let's just get my idea on Shark Tank."
“Who needs the SATs when I have a tech startup?”


Dream Big

"When I grow up I want to be President... Of a hedge fund."
“When I grow up I want to be President… Of a record label.”


Teacher Gift Drift

"Sheila's wish list no longer includes; mugs, homemade treats, bath & body products or anything with TEACHER on it."
” Sheila’s wish list does not include; mugs, homemade treats or anything with TEACHER on it.”


Dormsick

"We just dropped you off at college with food service, a debit card  and a pricey smart phone plan...  Handle it!"
We dropped you off at college with a meal plan, a debit card and a pricey smartphone plan… Handle it!”


Double Trouble

"Student loan rates are doubling because Congress didn't act... May I recommend Louie in Jersey City to spot you for next semester."
“Student loan rates doubled because Congress didn’t act. Forget college, why don’t you become a Club DJ ?”