Category: Economy

Jobs Reporter

"Here's my final jobs report of the year - still don't have one."
Here’s my monthly jobs report – Still don’t have one.”


What Ageism?

"Seems the only older baby boomers getting work are the one's running for office."
“Seems like the only Baby Boomers getting work are the one’s running for office.”


Overheard Over 50

"Fourteen million new jobs - and not one for anyone over 50."
“Fourteen million new jobs – and not one for anyone over 50.”


Real Over 50 Issues

"We lost our careers/jobs in the great recession - and not one candidate is addressing us."
Losing our careers/jobs in the great recession is more “horrifying” than debate retorts… Hey wealthy politicos, CEOs & TV anchors, get a clue.”


Replacement Surgery

"They want us to train our replacements... TIme to practice our resting bitch face."
“We’re training our non U.S. replacements? Guess fifty is the new 86’d.”


B School

"Our company isn't about making money, or benefiting stockholders... It's about bullsh*t."
“Our company isn’t about making money, or benefiting stockholders… It’s about peddling bullsh*t.”


Job Gain Pain

"Hey, there were job gains of 126,000 in March.... and Seven of them were over 50."
“Job gains of 126,000 in March…. and seven of those workers are over 50”


Fortune 500 Teller

"I don't know about your family - but your stocks are sliding."
” Your stocks are sliding.”