Category: Beauty & Health

Fifty Shades of Everyone

"This beauty gift has the latest nude shade lipstick & nail-polish... Sadly it's  not my nude."
“This beauty gift set was free with my perfume purchase.Trendy nude lipstick and nail polish…But it’s not my nude.”


Break Up to Make-Up

"I wish I could have a no-make-up look... But my wrinkles and eye-bags would miss their cover-up stick."
“Wish I could embrace the ‘no-make-up look’ –  But my wrinkles and eye-bags have a strong love-hate relationship with their concealer.”


Chipped

"My nail salon just hired a creative director... That's when I realized I'm not on the pulse of things."
“My nail salon just hired a creative director. Because there’s nothing in this world worse than dull nails.” 


Soap Opera

"That day when plain soap and water sent antibacterials down the drain."
“That day when good old soap and water sent antibacterials down the drain.”


National Lipstick Day

"“What am I wearing? Coral Shimmer Frost moisture-rich whatever.”
“What am I wearing? Coral Shimmer Frost, it’s long-lasting on coffee-cups.”


Zoom & Groom

"That moment your realize your dog is better groomed than you."
“That moment you realize the dog groomer does a better job than your salon.”


Street Cred

"Sheila takes up boxing in her 50's because mahjong doesn't increase bone density."
“Sheila takes up boxing in her 50’s because Mahjong doesn’t increase bone density.”


‘Tis Gift-Set Season

"The unscented fragrance lasts for hours."
“The unscented fragrance lasts for hours.”


Dry Skin Season Fun

"Excuse me, but you forgot to moisturize.."
“Excuse me, you forgot to moisturize.”