Category: Animals

Groundhog Headquarters

"Wrong! Early Spring."
“Winter, you’re fired! In six weeks I’m hiring spring.” 


Got Your Dander Up

"Your a dog person, I'm a cat person - We're gonna have to find a way to make this work."
“You’re a dog person, I’m a cat person – We’re gonna have to find a path to make this work.” 


Melts in Your Moo

“Not a fan of Skittles used as cattle feed -But M&M’s would be awesome.”
“Not a fan of Skittles used as cattle feed  – But M&M’s would be awesome.”


Talking Fish Head

"I keep losing my lip balm."
“I keep losing my lip balm.”


If You Plant It, They Will Come

"They put up a fence around the veggie garden, so we decimated their petunias. That's how we roll."
“We’ve decimated all the petunias. If we win the lottery, we’re buying a garden center.”


Big Cats

"Happy World Lion Day to you too. Wanna grab a water buffalo burger or something?"
“Happy World Lion Day to you too. Wanna grab a water buffalo burger or something?”


Secret Life of Pet Peeves

"And another thing, I hate you eating my food, I'm over your barking at anything with wheels and you have bad breath."
“Totally over you barking at everything with wheels. Your doggie breath stinks and Dude, I’m not into being chased daily on hardwood floors.”


It’s A Zoo Out There

"That's why we're the great apes and they're the stupid parents."
“That’s why we’re the great apes and they’re the stupid parents.”


National Hamburger Day

"It's National Hamburger Day - find a vegan and take lots of selfies."
“It’s National Hamburger Day – Find a vegan and take lots of selfies.”


World Turtle Day

"Honoring the world's turtles and the originator of the Tiny House Movement."
“Honoring the world’s turtles and the originator of The Tiny House Movement.”