All News Is Local

Feb 23

"OMG my kKids are grown too, going through menopause and identical crossbody bags -- You gotta post it on facebook!"

“OMG! We’ve got identical crossbody bags…Quick, post it on Facebook!”



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Overheard at the Diner

Feb 19

"I'll just have an ice-tea with no drama."

“I’ll try a Harlem Shake and a side order of onion rings.”



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Hugs and Misses

Feb 13

"No Valentine's Day card, flowers or candy? No worries. A complete kitchen and bath remodel will be just fine, sweetheart."

“No Valentine’s card, flowers or candy?  A complete kitchen and bath remodel will be just fine…Sweetheart.”



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Grammy-Ma

Feb 11

"Sheila suddenly regrets never having a wardrobe malfunction."

“Sheila suddenly regrets never having a wardrobe malfunction.”



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Shades When You’re Grey

Feb 06

a) Haute Flash b) Anxiety Ridden Red c) Bitchin Blue d) Mood Swinger e)Sleepless & Snappy f)Tender Boobs & No Lube

a) Haute Flash b) Anxiety Ridden Red c) Bitchin Blue d) Mood Swinger e)Sleepless & Snappy f)Tender Boobs & No Lube



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Never-ending Relationship Bowl

Feb 05

"This relationship will never work... Because you are an Olive Garden snob."

“Admit it, you’re an Olive Garden snob.”



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Stress Less

Feb 04

"Turning my to-do's into a never-to-get-done list has actually been less stressful."

“Turning my to-do’s into never-to-get-done’s – has actually been more productive.”



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No Dice

Jan 31

"Menopause and playing bunco is a dangerous combination for me."

“Menopause and playing Bunco is a risky combination.”



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Concert Goers Behaving Badly

Jan 29

"left-to-right: Bob Bathroom Bud, Tina Texter, Larry AlwaysLate, Bud Talk Your Beer Off, Connie Comped and Confused."

“left-to-right: Bob Bathroom Breaks, Tina Terminal Texter,  Mike Missed Half, Tony Talkin’ Sh*t, Connie Comped & Confused.”



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Ah-Blah Moment

Jan 28

"Mona's realizes her magazine about style, work, spirituality and relationships... Is really a magazine for rich bitches."

“Mona realizes her magazine about style, work, spirituality and relationships… Is really a cover for lucky bitches.”



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